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Dear Pesky Plumbers 

How you should start every letter from now on.

Dear Pesky Plumbers, the party poopers and I, have taken over Urban Dictionary! The lewd definitions are now a permanent guest at one of my seven Webster hotels! I dare you to copy, cut, and paste them if you can!

Dear Pesky Plumbers by ¯\_ت_/¯ January 24, 2025

ABCDEF Cookie Monster 

What little girls say when they start learning the alphabet.

Girl: ABCDEF Cookie Monster!

Kermit: *jumps off a building*

ABCDEF Cookie Monster by ¯\_ت_/¯ December 29, 2024

It's got a face, but no body 

When you see a little girl hiding behind your bed, but it turns out that you overreacted and she's actually just a normal ass kid.

Spaghett the Bear: It's got a face, but no body!

Goldilocks: Hahahahahahaha! Oh hello! I just dropped in!

Spaghett the Bear: YOU GO HOME!

It's got a face, but no body by ¯\_ت_/¯ December 14, 2024