@thejarlequin's definitions

Coronapause

An unspecified length of time during which normal routines such as school, work, or sports are postponed because of the Covid-19 pandemic.

I hope our favorite restaurant opens soon after the coronapause.

Have a peaceful and illness free coronapause!

I’ll see you again after the Coronapause

by @thejarlequin March 17, 2020

ella

Verb; to break something intentionally in order to create a reason to buy a newer / better version /model.

-As soon as the next iPhone comes out I’m going to ella my old one.
-Derek had to ella his girlfriend when the Brazilian model moved in across the hall.
-Josie ella-ed me yesterday for that rich baseball player.
-I’ma ella this toaster so we can get that 4 slice model. Ooops.
-You’re going to ella that car just to get out of your lease?!

by @thejarlequin January 1, 2020

yova

Noun, adjective; expletive
Time to stop talking, shut up, this discussion is done, go away, talk to the hand, take your weak-ass words home, come back when you can do better

-Yova! I’m out. Heard enough.
-that burn was so weak. So yova.
-YOVA! (walk away)

by @thejarlequin January 1, 2020

Alphabet

Any binary gender nonconforming individual.

-Joey came out as alphabet to their family.
-I’m alphabet as they come, motherfucker.

by @thejarlequin January 1, 2020

gyess

Pronoun; Universal gender pronoun to be used when you are not sure of someone’s gender pronoun, or in place of all gender pronouns in order to avoid inadvertent insult or offense. Used in place of he/she/they/them etc.

Manager: All, this is Bjöyl. Gyess will be working with the marketing team.

by @thejarlequin January 1, 2020