Definitions by @price5233

lucky circle 

The condom that you keep in your wallet just in case you get lucky.

I'm telling dad that lucky circle in your wallet isn't your lucky half dollar coin.

lucky circle by @price5233 April 25, 2020

happy nail 

The nail on each hand that is painted in a different color than the rest of your nails.

I have pink nail polish on all of my nails, except I have pink glitter nail polish on my ring finger nails so those are my happy nails.

happy nail by @price5233 April 24, 2020

coronavirus baby

The baby that was conceived during your 2 week self-quarantine because you and your bae had nothing else better to do than have sex.

In 9 months our coronavirus baby will be born because the store was also out of condoms.

coronavirus baby by @price5233 March 15, 2020

microghosting 

Small silent brushoffs we are all guilty of doing at one time or another.

I didn't want to make a dish for the potluck Karen is hosting, so I just didn't respond to her email invitation. I am microghosting Karen since I am not going to respond to her email, but I'm not going to cut her out of my life completely.

microghosting by @price5233 January 21, 2020