Urban Dictionary: Definitions by @price5233

happy nail

The nail on each hand that is painted in a different color than the rest of your nails.

I have pink nail polish on all of my nails, except I have pink glitter nail polish on my ring finger nails so those are my happy nails.

by @price5233 April 24, 2020

The baby that was conceived during your 2 week self-quarantine because you and your bae had nothing else better to do than have sex.

In 9 months our coronavirus baby will be born because the store was also out of condoms.

by @price5233 March 15, 2020

Hard candies that your grandma bought at Walgreen's in 1998 that are sitting in the bottom of her purse.

Grandma: Oh Matthew, you're getting cranky. Let grandma give you some purse candy to boost your blood sugar.

by @price5233 June 20, 2020

The condom that you keep in your wallet just in case you get lucky.

I'm telling dad that lucky circle in your wallet isn't your lucky half dollar coin.

by @price5233 April 25, 2020