by @price5233 July 19, 2020
Hard candies that your grandma bought at Walgreen's in 1998 that are sitting in the bottom of her purse.
Grandma: Oh Matthew, you're getting cranky. Let grandma give you some purse candy to boost your blood sugar.
by @price5233 June 20, 2020
Child: Mommy, can I have a sip of your drink?
Mommy: No honey, this is mommy's adult kool-aid. I will get you some milk.
Mommy: No honey, this is mommy's adult kool-aid. I will get you some milk.
by @price5233 June 06, 2020
by @price5233 September 14, 2020