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Nipple Insurance 

The act on paying taxes for your nipples, in case you're worried about tripping when you run, then scrape your nipples off.
Person 1: Damn boi, Jane scraped her titties for running too fast, she got Nipple Insurance!

Person 2: Wow

Dicktits 

When you slap your girlfriend's nipple with your dick and it turns into a penis, then slap the other and turn it into a dick
Person 1: I dick slapped Jenna's titties and they magically turned to dicktits

Person 2: Lol, Let me take a picture and upload it to Google
Dicktits by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) January 25, 2017
Gay porn where men rub their dicks against each other's nipples
Jan was so horny, he gave Ben gaytits
gaytits by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) January 25, 2017

juvanile detention

A place where bad kids go. If you continue to misbwhave in AEP, that's where you would go. Juvanile detention is a jail for kids, where you can be locked up. Juvanile detention is the worst place you can go. If you continued misbehaving, the freakin' aggressive cops would send you to a place where kids are torchured.
Guy: Where's by best friend?
Guy 2: Oh, i feel bad about him, he's in juvanile detention cuz he misbehaved in AEP. Still getting his class to laugh, so the fucking cops took him.
Guy: FUCK THE POLICE!
Guy 2: Yeah, don't trust those faggots

degree degree 

How Google translate reads "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "
Person 1: *types ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*

Google: Degree Degree

Person 1: Tf is that?
degree degree by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) September 18, 2016