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nigaboo

A white or non-African American person who tries to be African American. They usually only have black friends and they sometimes end up being obsessed with ghetto talk which they are not fluent at and make a complete fool out of themselves. It is basically a Weeaboo but instead of anime, it's African American culture.

The white retard tried to join the bloods. He was a nigaboo and he was beaten to death because he was too stupid for them.

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) October 5, 2020

Nipple Insurance

The act on paying taxes for your nipples, in case you're worried about tripping when you run, then scrape your nipples off.

Person 1: Damn boi, Jane scraped her titties for running too fast, she got Nipple Insurance!

Person 2: Wow

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) January 25, 2017

Armchair english teacher

Anyone on the internet who overly criticizes you or bitches about a spelling/typing mistake

"Learn how to spell before you talk"

"You're an armchair english teacher shut the fuck up"

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) May 28, 2021

retard

People who shit on you for doing/saying something unironically that was a trend in the past

(insert funny joke)

"XD"

"Dude stfu, it's 2021. Get your ass out of 2015."

"you're harshly criticizing everyone over the smallest shit you don't like, fucking retard."

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) May 28, 2021

Dicktits

When you slap your girlfriend's nipple with your dick and it turns into a penis, then slap the other and turn it into a dick

Person 1: I dick slapped Jenna's titties and they magically turned to dicktits

Person 2: Lol, Let me take a picture and upload it to Google

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) January 25, 2017