by 'Filthy Mortal Child' June 10, 2018

'She's been on like a diet since like 2002, wtf is wrong with those like phantom calories.' - Elaine
by 'Filthy Mortal Child' July 28, 2018

by 'Filthy Mortal Child' March 09, 2018

When you masturbstate for straight 6 rounds after an extended period of abstinence due to circumstantial inconveniences.
by 'Filthy Mortal Child' July 13, 2019
