A true gamer with a massive cock. RustyFamily attracts all the gamer girls (and guys). RustyFamily has a 10 k/d ratio in any fps you know. He is also a rank 1 on dbd every season ever, a diamond rank in siege every season, and master prestige on every cod. RustyFamily's often have cocks longer than 3 inches (average 4 with full potential being 5 and a half). RustyFamily's also go by "Swag Man," and "Jose Juan Garcia." Also, a superhero in GTA who hunts down people with oppressor mk 2's.
Gamer: OMFG I GOT KILLED BY RUSTYFAMILY AGAIN!
RustyFamily: get nae nae'd on kid!
Gamer: *proceeds to destroy console*
RustyFamily: get nae nae'd on kid!
Gamer: *proceeds to destroy console*
by $wagMan1234 November 10, 2019
A man with a whole lotta swag. Often found on the streets of hood cities like Regina, his friends often refer to him as Gayten though he prefers to go by Straighten. He is an extremely pro gamer of Dead by Daylight and obsesses over characters like Steve Harrington, Tom Holland's Peter Parker, etc. He has a very small vocabulary (and penis) consisting of made-up words like uwu, yike, and many more. His diet often consists of subway ham sandwiches, human flesh, and Dairy Queen. Legend has it he is destined to be the next Elon Musk and the very first Iron Man.
by $wagMan1234 November 10, 2019