Psaki

(person) - Press Secretary under Biden administration 2021 - ____. Signature phrase is to "circle back" which translates to "Get F'd" in political speak.
We will get the answer from Jen Psaki, she is going to "circle back."

Good luck. That means she is unable, unwilling, or just has plain old contempt for your question.
by $lapaho March 8, 2021
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landscape mode

(noun) - A smartphone video setting and standard by which all real life violence is captured, typically by bystanders that simply want to document the situation for their YouTube channel rather than diffuse it.

This is the opposite of picture mode.
- You see the brawl at Bath & Body Works in Scottsdale? Them womens is rowdy!!

- I was right there when it was about to jump off yo. That worker punched the customer! Haha

-So what did you do? Stop it?

- No way, I took out my phone and but it on landscape mode unlike those other amateurs.

- So they went to Bath & Body Works, and now their Back & Body hurts 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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by $lapaho March 10, 2021
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police shooting

(noun) - The act by which hero police put a stop to a criminal attempting to harm another person or the police themselves. The criminal immediately is turned into Raggedy Ann when they refuse to either drop a weapon or driving their car at police in an attempt to run them over. The world is ALWAYS better off without these criminals.
hear about the latest police shooting?

Yes! I cant keep up those police are bust keeping us safe!!
by $lapaho April 29, 2021
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Dickollage

(noun) - Modern 21st century artwork genre whose nomenclature derives from the words dick and collage. Traditionally this artistic discipline represents a mural of different shaped, colored, and sized penises to include printed pictures, freehand drawings, and other typically 2-dimensional representations on paper in scrapbook fashion.
I went to a fancy cocktail party last nite and the host was beaming with pride when he showed us his dickollage....I have never seen such varying and studied passion for penises!!
by $lapaho March 28, 2021
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2 guys 1 egg

(noun) - Commercial produced by the English Cadbury chocolate company for Easter 2021 advertising. This commercial initially demonstrates mildly sexual overtones and ends with an interracial gay couple WITHOUT MASKS splitting an egg while kissing. During this kiss the filling stretches out between them and lands on their chins like a money shot. The narrator of the commercial simtaneously says "We are DOWN with that..." during the kiss.

Critics later signed a petition to have this commercial removed from television due to its sexually explicit nature and the fact they believe it is targeted to kids in order to normalize perverse sexual behavior. Critics also were upset that this commercial was thought to brainwash children into not wearing masks.
You see the new Cadbury commercial? I think I am going to be sick....

Yes...they are calling it the Golden Goobilee" but I call it 2 guys 1 egg or 2 gays 1 egg....
by $lapaho March 4, 2021
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Tub-dub

(slang) - This term describes exchanging a $20 Harriet Tubman bill for a portion of crack valued at the same amount.

Due to the high intellect and education of the parties typically included in this financial transaction complex economic economic terms are typically employed.
Crackhead: I'm trying to unload my underground railroad shares and get into some Space X.

Dealer: What sort of position you looking to take?

Crackhead: A Tub-dub and we will reassess later
by $lapaho March 11, 2021
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(person) - The Hide and Seek Champion of the Free World title indisputably belongs to President Joe Biden. While the distinction of World vs. Free World is important as Osama bin Laden is the champion of the ENTIRE world.
Hey is Biden still alive or does he have a body double carrying out duties like Sadam Hussain?

He is alive but not well. You will never again see him as he is not only a coward but Hide-and-Seek Champion of the Free World.
by $lapaho March 5, 2021
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