(person) - Head position at the "Truth Commision" Department under President Joe Biden. This position and department was created to inform the American citizens about what information is "true." Modeled after similar successful programs in prosperous countries such as North Korea, East Germany, Russia, and China this program seeks to "reeducate" citizens that have "incorrect" information or beliefs.
Hey, you hear about the new Reality Czar position created under Joe Biden?
Yes I have! It is so comforting that we no longer have to sort through the vast amount of information out there and can just have it all in one spot! 🤗😊
Indeed. Both the Reality Czar are also writing Cliff Notes on Life and Compliance for Dummies books.
Yes I have! It is so comforting that we no longer have to sort through the vast amount of information out there and can just have it all in one spot! 🤗😊
Indeed. Both the Reality Czar are also writing Cliff Notes on Life and Compliance for Dummies books.
by $lapaho February 13, 2021
Get the Reality Czarmug. (verb) - This action refers to the immediate disconnection of video anytime President Joe Biden attempts to answer live real questions that he has not rehearsed with his team. It is the electronic equivalent of pulling someone offstage with a hook.
You see Biden offer to take actual live questions last night?
I saw him offer but they did a plug tug real quick to stop it. I dont blame them for not shopping around the village idiot.
I saw him offer but they did a plug tug real quick to stop it. I dont blame them for not shopping around the village idiot.
by $lapaho March 4, 2021
Get the Plug Tugmug. (person) - After 2 separate impeachment trial acquittal Donald Trump became the proud owner of this title. Nothing and no one can or ever will stick to Donald Trump, hence the association with Teflon. Accusations simply slide off him like the very loose Stormy Daniels.
You think Donald Trump is scared for his 2nd impeachment?
Nah bra, President Teflon Don dont have a worry in the world yo.
Nah bra, President Teflon Don dont have a worry in the world yo.
by $lapaho February 14, 2021
Get the President Teflon Donmug. (noun) - A person who cheers on the coronavirus and hopes for as many dead people as possible. This became an unlikely entity to cheer for however everyone likes a winner 😉 and the ability to turn pain into political issues. While this may at 1st make a person appear to be callous or cold, it underscores a person's exacting standards regarding winning. #winning
Note - The only thing more undefeated in the history of the world than COVUD-19 is pussy.
Note - The only thing more undefeated in the history of the world than COVUD-19 is pussy.
You know, I've kind of become COVID cheerleader now that it looks like its gonna be here for a while.
by $lapaho March 3, 2021
Get the COVID cheerleadermug. (noun) - Traditionally describes speech which denigrated a group of people based on ethnicity, race, religion, sex, or other characteristic. Starting in approximately 2006 this definition was largely expanded to include the following:
1) True speech or opinion which the listener does not care for or hates.
2) Any speech from a person the listener hates, even if true.
3) Dissenting speech that is heard by a hateful person even if true.
4) Any speech from a person or political party a person does not identify with.
5) Any description or condemnation of "mostly peaceful" actions of a person or group of people.
1) True speech or opinion which the listener does not care for or hates.
2) Any speech from a person the listener hates, even if true.
3) Dissenting speech that is heard by a hateful person even if true.
4) Any speech from a person or political party a person does not identify with.
5) Any description or condemnation of "mostly peaceful" actions of a person or group of people.
Hey you racist, you cannot disagree with my beliefs or anything the news media and president says is true. If you do, its hate speech.
Why? Because it may be true? Are you afraid of the truth? Who made you the moral authority on right and wrong?
O'Doyle rules. Can't argue w that.
Why? Because it may be true? Are you afraid of the truth? Who made you the moral authority on right and wrong?
O'Doyle rules. Can't argue w that.
by $lapaho February 14, 2021
Get the Hate Speechmug. Hey, you got a shorthand way yo tell someone that I am a jogger or am jogging right now?
Yes. Send a knee emoji 🦵.
Yes. Send a knee emoji 🦵.
by $lapaho June 1, 2021
Get the knee emoji 🦵mug. (person/personality) - Person that claims and is revered as the "Greatest of all Time" by a group of pathetic apologists or person otherwise not able to form a proper opinion.
by $lapaho August 1, 2021
Get the woke GOATmug.