Stretching

To take a dump in a handicapped washroom.

Person: There's so much room in here! I can do some stretching in here all day...

by $e9a May 21, 2009

TOS

An abbreviation for Tales of Symphonia.

Person: TOS is a fun game, but with bad graphics

by $e9a June 08, 2009

D-bag

The short form for Douche-bag and Dick-bag

Person1: Haha, i can lift more than you
Person2: Shut your mouth you D-bag

by $e9a May 20, 2009

Backne

Having acne on your back.

EWWWW I've got backne

by $e9a April 28, 2009

Black Sock Syndrom

A physical ailment when you take off your black socks after a hard days work and you're feet are covered in black fuzz.

Girl1: So how was your night last night <wink wink>

Girl2: well i was stripping him down and his feet were covered in some black fuzz... :/

Girl1: I hate it when my man has black sock syndrom

by $e9a February 28, 2010

Vegetarian

A very cruel person. They mercilessly slaughter innocent plants for consuption.

Person1: Why are vegetarians cruel?
Person2: Pigs and cows can run for their lives. Zuccini can't do shit.

by $e9a May 19, 2009

Passenger's Ass

When you've been sitting for a long period of time (usually in a car) and you start to experience a slight burning sensation in your ass.

Person1: Can we take a pit stop?
Person2: Passenger's Ass?

by $e9a October 20, 2009