22 definitions by $e9a

joshed

Screwed beyond fixing. A word that describes how screwed a person is.

Wow...fuck your life. You're so joshed <shakes head in disapproval>

by $e9a April 7, 2009

Jew move

Cheap shot

Person1: What did you just do to him (stares at person on ground, who is writhing in pain)
Person2: I bagged him
Person1: Jew move

by $e9a May 20, 2009

Black Sock Syndrom

A physical ailment when you take off your black socks after a hard days work and you're feet are covered in black fuzz.

Girl1: So how was your night last night <wink wink>

Girl2: well i was stripping him down and his feet were covered in some black fuzz... :/

Girl1: I hate it when my man has black sock syndrom

by $e9a February 28, 2010

Passenger's Ass

When you've been sitting for a long period of time (usually in a car) and you start to experience a slight burning sensation in your ass.

Person1: Can we take a pit stop?
Person2: Passenger's Ass?

by $e9a October 20, 2009

Vegetarian

A very cruel person. They mercilessly slaughter innocent plants for consuption.

Person1: Why are vegetarians cruel?
Person2: Pigs and cows can run for their lives. Zuccini can't do shit.

by $e9a May 19, 2009

D-bag

The short form for Douche-bag and Dick-bag

Person1: Haha, i can lift more than you
Person2: Shut your mouth you D-bag

by $e9a May 20, 2009

Analgasm

When an attractive woman, makes a noise that causes penile retraction (goes inside)

Person1: Hey Sarah.
Sarah: prprprprprprprprprprprprpr (just imagine an EPIC fart)
Person1: Wow nice analgasm...gross

by $e9a November 7, 2009