Sit and Flick

Verb

When a guy sits on his balls by accident, to relieve the discomfort he raises himself off the chair (or what have you) slightly and preforms a pelvic thrust moving them to the front in a more comfortable position.

Person1: Here have a seat
Person2: <sits, winces, raises slightly, ajusts, sits back down>
Person1: Everything ok?
Person2: Yea just had to sit and flick

by $e9a May 11, 2010

Triple D-bag

When calling someone a D-bag isn't enough and you don't have a lot of time, call someone a Triple D-bag. It stands for Dick-Dirt-Douche-Bag.

Person1: Lawl at you and your broken arm.
Person2: You're a Triple D-bag, you know that?

by $e9a June 19, 2009

69 |D_O

A very specialized emoticon, which means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"

Person1: i just got laid xD
Person2: 69 |D_O
Person1: Im not suprised that you heard it, AND listened

by $e9a May 29, 2009

Jew move

Cheap shot

Person1: What did you just do to him (stares at person on ground, who is writhing in pain)
Person2: I bagged him
Person1: Jew move

by $e9a May 20, 2009

BQBITADOYH

The words greatest acronym. It stands for:
Be Quiet Before I Take A Dump On Your Head.

Person1: Haha, i nailed your mom last night.
Person2: BQBITADOYH

by $e9a May 07, 2009

67 Protons

Basically, a girl wth 67 protons is a Ho. It can be used in discreet ways.

This refers to the 67th element on the Periodic Table of the Elements (holmium) which has the short form of Ho.

Person1: Hey look at Carley over there.
Person2: Now there's a girl with 67 protons.
Carly: Hey you guys. What are you talking about?
Person1: Chemistry

by $e9a November 17, 2009

Piano Toes

A person with abnormally long toes.

Person1: Dude...your toes are longer than my fingers.
Person2: They are not
Person1: Dude...you have piano toes

by $e9a March 02, 2010