Definitions by #yamam

MOB 

Middle aged Old Bag, typically between 45 and 59. A miserable faced, ugly, dumpy woman who generally speaks to everyone else with a bad attitude and a grumpy voice, on a power trip thinking she is better than everyone else.

Darren: Have we encountered a MOB here?

Me: Yes it's definetely a MOB, probably better if we try someone else.

MOB by #yamam December 6, 2020

CSC cock suckers crease 

The lines on a Mans face either side of the nose down toward the mouth from the unusual stretching of male facial skin. Unlike the female skin texture the male facial skin is not designed to stretch!

Steve: Can you see the lines on that blokes face? Have I got those?

Me: No mate that’s a CSC Cock Suckers Crease.. it’s how you spot a closet homosexual!

CSC cock suckers crease by #yamam May 26, 2020

Everythingship 

A meeting of the minds, bodies and souls.

Girl: Are we in a relationship?
Boy: No, we're in an Everythingship

Everythingship by #yamam January 7, 2019

tropical brown

When a ginger haired person can not accept their hair colour and decide it's Tropical Brown.

Me.. Leighton mate what colour is your hair
Leighton.... Tropical Brown mate

tropical brown by #yamam April 8, 2017