Urban Dictionary: Definitions by ####ladybits

OilyMayo

is an extremely oily mayo that typically is made from the lurbicant that a lillemissekat would use to do "stuff" to ScarJo's voice.

OilyMayo Oliemayo delish' in my tum tum, take a spoon and grab a mouthful of some OliyyyyyMayoooooooooo

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Celise is the official ship name for..well...ANYTHING! if you ship two people and can't quite find a suitable ship name for.

Celise, yes your shipname is now officially Celise <3

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someone who is born on the 24th of may is a classified as a Basse

omg you're such a basse, i love how Basse-like you are <3

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a lillemissekat is someone who is submissive, and needs to be taken care of. (preferably by a Banti)

omg im such a lonely lillemissekat i need a big strong banti to lubricate my ladybits

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a banti is a wifey for lifey, they always take care of their lillemissekat <3

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a person just as useless as a islanderhest

god, can you not act like a carlso for 1 second?

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Describes, the cutest horse in the whole world

omg that horse is such a gande pande!!!

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