Definitions by Brooke

lijie 

Created by shippers of Elijiah Wood and Maggie Grace.

Lijie is the cutest ever!

lijie by Brooke April 11, 2005

orlilly 

Created by Orlando Bloom and Evangeline Lilly Shippers.

Wouldn't Orlilly be the cutest thing ever?

orlilly by Brooke April 11, 2005

gentleman 

A well-mannered and considerate man with high standards of proper behavior.

"Mr knightly opened the door for Emma to pass through first, so that she would not simply walk into it."

gentleman by brooke March 20, 2005

kazoo 

the most fucking awesome instrument on the planet!!!!!

He played a symphony about llamas on hi kazoo.

kazoo by Brooke February 28, 2005

credit card 

An evil piece of plastic.

I'm homeless and I haven't eaten in eight days, but I think if I send in that Visa credit card application, I'll probably get approved!!!

credit card by Brooke February 19, 2005

Mayer Hater 

Any seemingly straight, macho, sexist male who makes fun of John Mayer, but secretly is ridiculously jealous of all the ass John Mayer gets that they don't.

Bob, don't get pissed off and become a Mayer Hater just because I'd rather poke my eye out than have sex with you.

Mayer Hater by Brooke February 19, 2005

seth cohen 

The guy who suddenly made it cool to be a geek.

Hey, be more like Seth Cohen and then we can date.

seth cohen by Brooke February 15, 2005