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Asphalt Queen 

An individual (usually a male with a small penis) lifts (jacks up) his truck and puts huge tires on it for the purpose of "offroading" With the intention of being "cool" however they only drive on asphalt and around mall parking lots. Usually included is the following; cigarettes, dip, baseball hats, bad tattoos, being loud, and cheap beer.
Oh wow, look at that asphalt queen stalking around the mall again
Asphalt Queen by HappyAsshole March 11, 2017
Word of the Day on March 26, 2025
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A word used to point out a phrase that could be turned into something sexual, similar to "That's what she said". Originated from Glenn Quagmire on Family Guy.
Me, playing Terraria: Damn, this boss is so hard!
My perverted sister: Giggity.
Giggity by Rossiter23 October 2, 2017
Word of the Day on March 25, 2025
Middle aged men in Lycra a term coined by leading market research firm Mintel.

Michael Oliver, who wrote the report, said: "Thirty or 40 years ago, people would ride a bike for economic reasons, but our research suggests that nowadays a bicycle is more a lifestyle addition, a way of demonstrating how affluent you are."

The research shows that growth in bike sales is being propelled by 35- to 45-year-old men with families, who instead of going off and buying a sports car as they approach middle age now go for high-end bike instead.
Spring will usually bring Mamils out of hibernation in search of fresh Lycra and carbon fiber - their staple diet.
Lycra is like Spandex in USA
MAMIL by CoolJules October 5, 2010
Word of the Day on March 24, 2025
Commonly used among hockey players. It means "For the" for short. Like ferda boys and for the boys. Also used to describe someone as a good friend or something that sounds cool.
Riley: Wanna play some puck ferda?
Jonesy; That sounds pretty ferda.
Ferda by Ya I'd say so How bout it. January 18, 2017
Word of the Day on March 23, 2025
An outfit you wear specifically for grilling
I got charcoal all over myself; good thing I'm wearing my grillfit
Word of the Day on March 22, 2025

mockbuster 

A low-budget (but not necessarily bad) movie made after a blockbuster using a similar plot and often exploiting on its publicity campaign.
guy #1: Man, I thought I was going to watch Transformers but it was Transmorphers!
guy #2: Yeah! That's a mockbuster!
mockbuster by Galactic Torero September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on March 20, 2025

press the flesh 

To meet people in person, particularly at an event where you can network with other people. The actual pressing of flesh here refers to shaking hands with people.
It's a big event next week, I suppose I'd better go and press the flesh.
press the flesh by Ian Chode August 12, 2004
Word of the Day on March 17, 2025