Bro I got so Shamrock'd last night at this girls St. Patty's party.

Steve's manonmansplaining is making Kyle uncomfortable, and he's probably going to leave soon.

I just got done using my lucky sock, now ill use it again.

"Babe I was doing chinups at the gym and the guy next to me copped a face full of chunion"

I'll be back. I may be a while. I gotta work out a corn puck. Good luck. I had one the other day. Tore my ass up working that thing out.

When Bob woke up this morning, his hair looked like a strand-up comedy.

I see Adam's got his highwear on to go meet his girlfriend's parents.