phrase used in Ireland to describe a slippery customer, a rogue, a charlatan, someone who seems upstanding or innocent and mild but who never misses an opportunity to screw you over, scam you, rip you off or hide their farcical f**k ups, blame everyone else for the s**t they cause and generally lure you into their Machiavellian trap... unsurprisingly generally applied to cowboy politicians, corrupt rich tax evaders and their ilk
1. Peader: Ah sure Seamus I'd be doing ye a favour if I bought them there sorry lookin' cows of ye for tuppence.
Seamus: Ah would you go and shite ya cute hoor, I'm not a feckin eejit! They're worth their weight in spuds!
2. Bertie
Seamus: Ah would you go and shite ya cute hoor, I'm not a feckin eejit! They're worth their weight in spuds!
2. Bertie
by Yvonne March 24, 2005
The morning after a hard night of partying when one has to go through their text messages and piece together the activities from the night before. Taking the text clues and putting together what happened.
"Dude! I have to do some detextive work, I woke up this morning with a naked picture from a stranger!"
"After some detextive work I realized I slept in a bush for 2 hours and then walked to Rite-Aid alone."
"After some detextive work I realized I slept in a bush for 2 hours and then walked to Rite-Aid alone."
by Furk Busch May 26, 2009
Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminist. That group of feminists that claims that trans women aren't really women, as biological determinism is only a fallacy when it used against them, not when they use it against others.
Isn't it mindboggling that the Royal College of Psychiatrists would invite a TERF like Julie Bindel to come talk at a study day on transgenderism and transsexuality? That's like inviting Fred Phelps to come deliver the keynote at a gay pride.
by zmas April 01, 2011
The following is an example of ass bass:
Person 1: "Damn the subwoofer on this sound system is amazing."
Person 2: Nah, actually that was me. I just farted.
Person 1: "Damn the subwoofer on this sound system is amazing."
Person 2: Nah, actually that was me. I just farted.
by assofbass September 22, 2007
Friend: Ay, so last night, I saw this hot chick, then guess what?
You: What?
Friend: She looked at me and winked, bro!
You: Damn that's crazy.
You: What?
Friend: She looked at me and winked, bro!
You: Damn that's crazy.
by Scyanogen February 06, 2021
by wiseheathen April 24, 2011
Refers to a work day interrupted by an internet outage that effectively shuts down all productivity, especially at a .com.
by deca August 23, 2012