Crymax

The ultimate show of vulnerability during sex. The act of bursting into tears at the point of orgasm or climax. Can be either tears of joy, shame, or immediate regret.
Everything was going well until she crymaxed at the last minute. I didn't know whether to keep pounding away or stop and hug her...

He's great, but he tends to crymax at the end of sex, which makes him hard to take seriously afterward.
by UrbanDicktionarian December 20, 2013
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big hat, no cattle

Someone who presents themselves as a person of great importance, but who's actual credentials are spurious or questionable.
Just ignore that fool Matt and his bullshit history lectures. He's just a big hat with no cattle.
by Jesus March 29, 2004
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Oof

Originating from the death sound effect of an online game known as Roblox, "oof" is a common expression or response shared when one is faced with a melodramatic defeat or taken an embarrassing L in any real-world situation.

The sound effect from the game is sampled in many online videos, sounding like a small child who has been kicked in the stomach. Humor can be found in the unwavering consistency of the "oof" sound effect, as well as the obvious trauma endured by the child-- undoubtedly an odd choice for developers to include in a children's game.
Guy 1: Bro, I called Susan like 50 times last night, and when she finally answered she told me to go kill myself.

Guy 2: Oof
by 🐺 November 11, 2018
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gooped

incredibly surprised or shocked; flummoxed

slang originating in the world of drag
When Naomi eliminated Manila on "All Stars 4," the whole world was gooped!

I was gooped to see y'all all there for my surprise party!
by iamvered February 03, 2019
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I’m fine

The most told lie in the English language. Used when someone is, in fact, not fine, but drowning in their sadness. They say ‘I’m fine’ because they don’t want to worry anyone with their problems, and it’s easier than explaining what’s wrong.
person 1 : how are you, you look upset?
person 2 : oh, I’m fine thanks, just tired
person 2 is not fine.
I’m tired - tired of living, tired of fighting, tired of waking up everyday to fight a constant battle going on inside their head.
by piginawig March 04, 2019
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brain worms

A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 04, 2009
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Plogging

Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.
It's nice out and the city is filthy. Let's go plogging!
by Another damn hippie. May 09, 2018
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