Douchergheist

(Noun) A spirit that embodies pure douche like behavior that can possess one or more people in an administrative setting.
"Gayrod used to be cool but he got possessed by the douchergheist and now is a complete tool."
by SaxeGotha June 26, 2014
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sweet nothing

a sweet nothing is a complementary statement with no real substance, usually whispered into the ear of a significant other.

Most likely invented by the French...
He whispered sweet nothings into her ear until she let him f'dunk her
by Spencer August 16, 2004
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splooting

When a dog lays of their stomach with their hind legs behind them. While this may seem trivial it is the most effective way, known by man, to assert dominance.
Dog: *Splooting*

Owner: *screaming and crying in the corner of a room to avoid interfering with the dogs raw energy*
by Owl of Dust December 09, 2019
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pump cover

A pump cover is gym slang for sweatshirt. It is called a pump cover because it hides your pump as you workout.
Bro, Jack looks like a complete pussy in the gym until he takes off his pump cover.
by TheCole0409 February 22, 2021
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Quiet quit

When physically, you still turn up to work but mentally, you check out and do the absolute bare minimum to get by.
My boss has been an asshole lately but I need the money so I just quiet quit.
by The Real Peanut Gangsta May 27, 2022
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Cockwomble

A completely useless person that spouts constant bullshit
That Andrew is such a Cockwomble
by Cockwombler August 23, 2015
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eighth grade syndrome

1. A time in life everyone tries to forget. It usually involves acting totally different than you actually are. Sometimes people think they have superpowers or think that they are super cool. No matter what case of 8th grade syndrome it is, people will never want to remember it.
Guy: Remember back when you had eighth grade syndrome you thought you had superpowers and were destined to save the world.
Guy 2: I was trying to forget those dark times.
by xXsadboiXx April 11, 2018
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