My daughter lives in East Bumfuck , NY. Population, 27.

Directions: Drive a couple of hours into the middle of no where. When you get to that point, it's only a few more hours away!

An individual that is immersed in the genre of horror that revolves around intense displays of gore and mayhem; Films like 'Dawn of the Dead' and 'Zombie'.

Someone that loves b-horror films that have poor plot and acting, and watch for the scenes of extreme violence and gore.

Defined in the movie Serenity:

A hero is someone who gets a lot of OTHER people killed.

The process of transforming into an airheaded slut, perfectly happy to be used and degraded.

A sexual fetish.

Taking off from school in order to get work done, miss a test, and/or push back a due date. Similar to playing hooky, the difference being you are actually doing work.

The act of your sphincter grabbing some of the seat underneath you as you narrowly escape a dire situation (i.e. an emergency procedure, enemy fire, RPGs, SAM missiles.) while flying a helicopter for the U.S. Army.