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A verb meaning "to whack someone on the back of the head". The word comes from the book titled *"When I'm Dead All This Will be Yours!"*, a humorously fond account of the life and times of Teller's parents, Joe and Irene, written by their kid, Teller (the smaller, quieter half of the magic/comedy team of Penn & Teller).
"And if you pestered my mother, she'd zouse you." – Joe Teller
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I just checked my boyfriend's location, tell me wtf he's doing at the zouse right now.
zouse by booblvr March 21, 2022
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Zoesexual 

A fake sexuality/ an excuse to say the F slur
Hoenut: I’m z-zoesexual 🥺🥺
Normal human: *throws them into the sun*
Zoesexual by Molshroom March 1, 2021

Zoesexual 

zoesexual was made by 6-12 year olds on a popular app called tiktok, tiktok star (zoe Laverne aka zoe lagroomer) her 10 year old fans say they're apart of the LGBTQIA+ community because they're "attracted to her and only her"
random kid "I'm zoesexual!"

Go coke on a dick you shit
Zoesexual by Kairithenoob May 23, 2021
A fantastic girl that usually has no definition for her name, but that’s changing today cause she’s a beauty. Her strong independence makes a lot of people look up to her. She’s very aggressive, but that’s just her shield. She doesn’t let anyone toy with her feelings.
Zuseth is and awesome person, she’s amazing.
zuseth by UrMom2169 May 8, 2019

zoesexual 

a unvalid sexuallity made up by a bunch of social rejects on tiktok. if you refer yourself as zoesexual you are basically, in other words a wanker.
zoenut: im zoesexual
a normal person: how bot you just keep you fucking mouth shut you lyimg little abortion
zoesexual by wandasuprieme March 13, 2021

Zouleikha 

Zouleikha is a young beautiful girl who has ambitions she will achieve. She will make a very good wife and mother. She'll also go very far with her career.
Zouleikha.
Zouleikha by ArabNames November 7, 2016
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026
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