zeuse

common misspelling of Zeus, Zeuse was a goo fairy from a popular Russian children's play dtd. 1967.

(rough translation)
peasants: Oh no, we are lost in the woods!
Zeuse: Hi, I'm the goo fairy!
peasants: NOT THE GOO FAIRY!
*peasants run from the 'Freongrad' (forest of enlightenment)*

by wise one111 January 11, 2009

Zeused

When you have to fart but you can't, because you are in a compromising position so, you pull your ass cheeks apart to just make the breath of air sound.

Jimmy was sleeping next to a girl whom he didn't know. Instead of passing gas really loud, he pulled apart his cheeks and Zeused.

by Sold For Parts August 01, 2011

Zeusing

When you ejaculate with the brute force equivalent to the Greek god of sky and thunder.

Dat ass—and I'm Zeusing.

by Daft Clown June 06, 2014

Zeused

the god of the most awesomeness ; can not get any better

Guy 1: "Wow i just got a perfect score!"
Guy 2: "You totally Zeused it!"

by I am Netty June 10, 2011

zeused

(to zeus) the acting of being zeused
Requires two individuals, one to approach a random female on the street, the other to sneak up behind the same female and "pants" her. Once victim has been depantsed, she is then tasered in the cootch by first guy who proceeds to yell "ZEUSED!"
If there is time, the victim then gets a tony danza or a quality ground beefing

We went out and zeused five bitches the other day... it was faaaantastic.

by groundbeef March 17, 2007

bean-zeusing

to bean-zeus: v. intr. 1. to sit in a bean bag, staring at a wall with zeus in it, 2. to do anything of this nature.

i took an uncommon number of shrooms and suddenly i was bean-zeusing like a bitch!

by mrs meister December 04, 2006

Zeused

When a dude has his back blown out by a dudette and she leaves his booty hole looking like the Sarlacc Pit from "Return of the Jedi".

"Damn, she totally zeused his ass. He may never recover."

by DirtyBert June 09, 2021