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8.
The new term for owned, said after saying something witty to someone in an insulting manner.
Person 1: So, what'd you do last night?
Person 2: Your Mum.....ZING.

(although you usually have to say somethign funnier than this example)
by cool_penguin_0 June 19, 2004
 
9.
An African-American individual or Black person. Translated from Arabic, and popular form used in the Arabic speaking community. Used so that they do not know you're talking about them.
Ex 1.

Kevin: Hey man! There are so many Zings in building!

Anthony: Yeah, its about to be real ghetto up in here!
by PharoOGKevvy February 17, 2013
 
10.
A strange, pins-and-needles sensation in your body, accentuated by moving your eyes back and forth fast or turning your head fast. This feeling is well known to most people who are stopping taking the antidepressant Effexor (venlafaxine). Some people get it/them in their arms and legs and get them so bad they have difficulty walking and concentrating. It has been described also as "You turn your head and it takes the rest of the world a second to catch up." If you are unlucky enough to be vulnerable to the zings, it can take you months to stop Effexor--you have to cut down tiny bit by tiny bit. For others, it's just a minor annoyance. The sensation can occur with other psych drugs (especially the other SNRI (serotonin-norepinepherine reuptake inhibitor, Cymbalta) but Effexor is the major offender.

Basically, this is withdrawal, but Lilly, the company that makes Effexor, made up the term discontinuation syndrome as a euphemism.
"You better drive. I'm stopping Effexor and I know whenever I look in the rear-view mirror my head is gonna zing bad."
"Yes, I want to dance. I'd love to dance! But stopping this drug is giving me the zings so bad I'm just gonna sit here and drink. Man, I wish I never started that stuff. No, marijuana will NOT make it feel better!"
by Zakir Borodin October 21, 2013
 
11.

Usually a sarcastic remark to a very lame joke. Can be used immediately after the punchline or a brief pause after the punchline---timing is of the essence. Originally coined in some cartoon I can't remember.
Mr. X: "Knock, knock..."
Mr. Y: "Who's there?"
Mr. X: "Anita."
Mr. Y: "Anita, who?"
Mr. X: "Anita Bath! ......zing!"
*Y punches X*
by air22 August 18, 2006
 
12.
An exclamation often provided after a joke when it becomes clear that the initial goals of the joke failed.
My men tell me that your boy screamed like a whore, as they ravaged him -- again, and again. And your wife, squealed like a boy as they nailed her to the cross.

Zing!
by CheesusHCrust January 03, 2012
 
13.
Verb, to point out a diss in an unusually obnoxious and uncalled for manner. There are many ways to present the zing, the most common where you flick your fingers outward in the direction of the person being zinged, and shouting ZING. Other specialty zings include the sniper zing and the predator missile zing.
Liam: Wow these bio notes are way too hard.
Ben: Maybe that's cuz ur stupid and a scrub. ZING.
by ohheythere23759820 November 23, 2010
 
14.
If someone makes an absolutely awful joke, or says something completely random or pointless. One member of the group may "zing" them.
This works best if done during the awkward silence after the joke/comment.
The zinger may also point with an open palm, fingers first at the joke/comment maker while zinging them for effect.
George: Hey guess what guys...last night we were having dinner right, and my mother, the silly oaf, burnt my pizza!!........(expecting laughter from the group)

Andy: (waitin a few seconds for the awkward silence to take hold].......ZING!!!!! (while pointing wih open palm)

Rest of Group: (laughter and general abuse directed at joke maker)
by lawrencejames March 03, 2007