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22.
a word used after you have insulted someone,
Sam: Wow that car's paint job is ugly
Alec:Ugly like a french Canadian
both:ZING!
by 25567876 February 28, 2010
 
23.
If someone makes an absolutely awful joke, or says something completely random or pointless. One member of the group may "zing" them.
This works best if done during the awkward silence after the joke/comment.
The zinger may also point with an open palm, fingers first at the joke/comment maker while zinging them for effect.
George: Hey guess what guys...last night we were having dinner right, and my mother, the silly oaf, burnt my pizza!!........(expecting laughter from the group)

Andy: (waitin a few seconds for the awkward silence to take hold].......ZING!!!!! (while pointing wih open palm)

Rest of Group: (laughter and general abuse directed at joke maker)
by lawrencejames March 01, 2007
 
24.
word to be used after someone does a crap punchline
Angus: your gay
Donald: your mums gay
Dylan: ZING!
by annnnnnngus January 25, 2009
 
25.
a rating system were something that looks abit fruity, or just pleasant to the eye receives a zing
check the bumper on that girl she definately gets my zing rating
by tupat August 12, 2008
 
26.
describing something of such great wonder and astonishing characteristics emphasizing the -zing in amazing.
The stars are zing tonight.
Man that stripper last night was zing.
You are zing.
by zzinger June 29, 2010
 
27.
to thrust your pelvic region in a outward motion while saying "zing" usually toward someone of the feminent gender.
i was hanging at the bar the other day and two hot babes were there needless to say i zinged em and spilt the blondes drink.
by garth90210 March 12, 2010
 
28.
(Interjection) A word used when a joke is only funny to the person that tells said joke and has no real relevance to the conversation currently at hand.
Guy 1: Man, that burrito I had last night was awesome!

Guy 2: Yeah, just like your mom!

Guy 1: Zing...
by Jewcore February 20, 2009