sand in your vagina

complaning about things that do not matter. letting the littlest things bother you.

I don't see what the big deal is with the tie breaker. We can just vote on it in the offseason. A lot of members of the "Endless Drama" and "South Jersey Fantasy Football League" need to clean the sand in your vagina

sand in your vagina by HotNDangerous October 13, 2009

Who took a shit in your vagina?! 

Used when someone is being extra shitty.

Person #1: dude back up off me!
Person #2: dude who took a shit in your vagina?!

Who took a shit in your vagina?! by DaltonBlack383 September 23, 2011

like your vagina 

like your vagina: phrase;
a way to comment about your
(preferably male) friend's vagina.

NOTE**a phrase similar to
"that's what she said."
only more direct. funnier.

Thai: "Man, the backyard is wet."

Danny: "Yeah, like your vagina!....oooh I'm smooth"

Thai: "yeah smooth...like your vagina!"

like your vagina by Thai Ho and Danny Spedden May 23, 2008

sand in your vagina

A person who is overreacting for no apparent reason. One who is acting fussy, or moody. Similar to that of a weenus or other soft spined creatures, having no hard exoskeleton.

Example 1

Hey man, why you are acting like that, I know it wasn't something I said or did, mabey there's some sand in your vagina.

Example 2

Hey man, have you talked to Tippy lately? No, he must have sand in his vagina, because he doesnt want to talk for no apparent reason.

sand in your vagina by Tipster Associate August 14, 2014

Pee In Your Vagina 

A male pissing in a woman's vagina for pleasure. Is not adviced. Don't do it. It's gross. Please. She'll hate you.

I will totally pee in your vagina later, gurl.

Pee In Your Vagina by Anonononomoos January 6, 2018

feng-shui for your vagina 

Where you let your pubic hair grow to enormous proportions because "it just looks more symmetrical that way".

That chick really knows about feng-shui for your vagina. Just give her a beer or two and you'll see.

feng-shui for your vagina by Robert Fonda February 4, 2008

ants in your vagina 

americanised recent slang with similar meaning as "sand in the vagina".

one who has 'ants in the vagina' is one who complains about non-consequential stuff.
and/or
one who is being overly crabby and pissy.

"omg wtf it is so early, i cannot wake up, and i had bad dreams and it is cold and ...

"stop whining like a little girl, and let's finish loading the car ... and if you don't take care of the ants in your vagina, then i am dipping out and you'll be on your own.

ants in your vagina by oliveralbq January 27, 2012