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A small melting pot town in Washington, that everyone seems to think is a "Hick town", pronounced (yell-mm). At one point in time was the neighbor of the methanphetamine capitol of the world. Now a days is known better for the extremely potent Marijuana it's townsfolk produce, and distribute. There are suburbs of Yelm as well. See: "Nisqually Pines" or "The Pines".
I know it's a long drive to Yelm, yo... they got that Boobonic Cronic!!! Just hope it aint laced.
Yelm by Dabrat1986 August 12, 2009
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A place that where doing various drugs is looked very high upon in recent studies.
James: Wanna go do Meth?
Curtis: NO!
James: Why not we're in yelm?!
Curtis: Really? Ok!
Michael: O YEAH!!
Yelm by Michael Whitman 21 June 24, 2008
1.Small town in Northwest Washington where everyone is friends with everyone as it seems but a rumor can spread quick as wildfire.Also known as Y-Town

2. The sound a fast car makes

3. A Native word meaning to pee, poop, and sneeze at the same time.
1. I love living in yelm

2. Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllm!

3. I had the biggest yelm in your sink last night.
Yelm by Johhny K June 23, 2008
Yelmut:ayyyyaaayayayayayayayayayayayaayaaaaayyyyyaaaaa
Yelmut by Pottbellyocassional February 18, 2023
1. Acting like the town you're from is "gangsta", or hoping that it will someday devolve into a ghetto/gangsta community because you think that it would be cool to be in a gang or have turf wars. Often involves walking around acting thugor wigger-like and renaming your none gangsta town the first letter of its name followed by town

2. Being a wannabe

3. Going to the town skate board park after/during school to smoke, talk, and hang out

4. Dealing methamphetamine (pre 2000s)

5. Smoking the best marijuana in the northwest
1.

Joe speaking to shmoe "dude, Arthur is yelming his life away, skipping school walking around with a bandana on like he's gangsta"

2.

Arthur:"dawg, i gotta go smoke wit some niggaz then bust a cap in dey asses. Cuz you dont get away wit dat shit in Y-Town"

Joe:"we've gone over this Arthur, you aren't in Compton, Chicago, or Killeen, stop yelming"

3.

Shmoe: "hey joe, what you doing after school?"

Joe:" im yelming today at the skatepark."

4.

Shmoe's dad in the 1980s: "hey john, have you heard of this new way of getting money? it's called yelming."

Joe's dad John in the 1980s:
"Yelming? thats just selling meth. If you want to keep your teeth i suggest not going anywhere near meth"

*shmoe's dad doesnt listen then gets brain damage from getting on meth hence forth the reason he named his son shmoe

5. Shmoe "why didnt you go to work yesterday?"

Joe"I decided to stay home and do some yelming."
yelming by TheWangstaFromY-Town February 11, 2014
Yelmer is a dude that takes loads of drugs and never does the dishes.
Did Yelmer do the dishes? No he's full of drugs.
yelmer by Bring Ha November 21, 2021