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Double-wide Surprise 

An exceptionally large and visually appealing man ass that has somehow been concealed. Usually sought after by cross-dressing rabbits.
Look I ain't gay or anything, I just got caught off guard by Elmer's Double-wide surprise.
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Width-wide bitch 

Derogatory phrase to describe an over-weight person, almost always referring to a female.
Nick's girl was a width-wide bitch, tipping the scales at over two-hundred pounds.
Width-wide bitch by Nikki Stixx December 9, 2018

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Double-wide Surprise 

Official canon of Bugs bunny, from looney toons, when he was a struggling rapist. Meaning thick male butt concealed by heavy fabric.
James: "Derek, you probably have tight man pussy and be lookin like a Double-wide Surprise. Goddamn!"
Derek: "Let go, James!"

wide waist 

A person preferably a male who has unsightly weight coming from his waistline on both sides. Some people have a belly in addition to wide waist but wide waist describes the fat pockets on the persons sides.
Yo! John that shirt is too tight for you. I can see that nasty wide waist of yours. You need the loose fit for real!
wide waist by Yo! Sunny Joe July 25, 2009

widen my shoes 

To go on the prowl and seek the attention of another woman behind the back of your current relationship.
Vic said he was going to” widen my shoes” while Mary was at work on Friday.
widen my shoes by JACK CHAIN August 29, 2018