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The next-day realization that the consumption and/or activity of the prior day and evening was done to excess.
I blore wide last night, those two extra Scotch pours did me in. I need pork products in me, stat!
by Pale Rider December 14, 2019
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The amalgamation and demonstration of nonsensical, forgetful, and impulsive behavior that manifests in the outward appearance of a dingbat. The individual typically offers some value in a relationship but deviates to atypical behavior and conversational norms.

Not dissimilar to a nincompoop and corresponding nincompoopery, however the nincompoop typically does not offer value.
These messages from Tina make no sense. I can't tell if it's dingbattery or skullduggery.
by Pale Rider July 13, 2023
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A colloquialism used to refer to the act of donning a condom. Loosely interpreted, the "chicken" is a gender approximation of a "rooster" aka a "cock". The "hood" is a covering, of which a latex condom may be inferred.

It is appropriately used whilst among mixed company so as to not call attention to the speaker nor offend those prudish or too young.
Doug: "Good night Grandma, it was great to see you at the family reunion with my nieces. I'm leaving, going over to my girlfriend's house."
Stan: "Remember to put the hood on the chicken, cousin!"
by Pale Rider August 26, 2020
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