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The early worm catches the bird 

said to advise someone that they will have an advantage if they do something immediately or before anyone else does it
Thank god I hoarded TPs at Costco in February. The early worm catches the bird and the latecomers get nothing

Early Bird Gets The Worm 

In a male couple, the guy who is lucky enough to wake up first and gives his sleepy partner a rise-and-shine blow job, as a wake up call.
In Wayne and Rusty's home, weekend mornings usually start off with a bang for Wayne because Rusty rolls over first thing to give his man a jaw-dropping blow job. After all is said and "swallowed," Rusty usually gives Wayne a sly grin and whispers to him, "early bird gets the worm." Being the first to rise-and-shine does have its tasty advantages.

Early bird gets the worm 

What Harry Styles gets from Louis Tomlinson.😉💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚💙💚
Louis: “You know what they say, early bird gets the worm.” -while looking directly at Harry.💚💙

The early bird gets the worm 

The early bird gets the worm is a practice that all the cadets in my pod practice -- the first cadet who wakes up takes care of his morning wood by face-fucking any sleeping cadet he wants to.
Matt was the first of us to wake up today, and he chose me to be the The early bird gets the worm!

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026