703 definitions by USAF Cadet
The Ultimate Democratic Hoax (UDH) is spreading the narrative that getting a Covid vaccination is losing one's freedom, thereby increasing the chance that a person will get Covid and die.
Some political commentators are spreading the Ultimate Democratic Hoax narrative so Republicans will not get Covid vaccinated and die.
by USAF Cadet August 23, 2021
The Ultimate Democratic Hoax (UDH) is spreading the narrative that getting a Covid vaccination is losing one's freedom, thereby increasing the chance that a person will get Covid and die.
Some political commentators are spreading the Ultimate Democratic Hoax narrative so Republicans will not get Covid vaccinated and die.
by USAF Cadet August 23, 2021
marbles are a young boy's nuts.
by USAF Cadet July 10, 2021
Angel Wings are the wing-shaped impressions a guy makes when he lies in the snow and makes impressions by moving his arms to make "wings".
by USAF Cadet October 28, 2020
A dildo jack-off is the preferred masturbation technique my cadet roomie uses to give a cumgasm -- he fucks me with a 10" dildo up my boy-hole, and jacks me off until I have a cumgasm, while he's fucking me with the dildo and I'm sucking his dick.
My cadet roomie gave me a dildo jack-off, and we both enjoy it -- I was sucking a cumgasm out of him, and enjoying being fucked as I blew my load!
by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020
The 7 Knots of Singapore is a sex tool that a guy can use to give his sex buddy an historic cumgasm. One guy ties seven large knots in a cord or rope, and inserts them into another dude's asshole. Then, he begins to slowly jack off the dude, and when he almost reaches the point of no return - he pulls the knots out one by one - - the dude has at least a tit-gasm, but maybe paints the wall behind him.
I'm still in a daze -- last night, Matt gave me the 7 Knots of Singapore, and my head is still spinning!
by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021
I really enjoy being fucked in my asshole, and I've got 8", so sometimes I fuck myself in my fuck-chute! Yeah - I'm a self-fucker!
by USAF Cadet August 20, 2021