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The Wiggity 

Much like the famed Higgs Boson, no one is sure where The Wiggity came from, or where he is at any given time. He is easily identified by his unique juxtaposition of plaid and stripes, though sometimes he wears desert camouflage- just for the hell of it (some claim it's to avoid errant drone strikes, others think he just likes the color of sand.) Usually drunk and often high, he's always leaving his sister's graduation or going to it. He doesn't know where to get the good shit, but he's got a dime on that twenty sack. He doesn't believe in guns, but he will strangle you with his shoelaces unless the flunitrazepam works extra fast. He cannot be bought, but he is easily sold. Just don't tell him where he put his beer.
Where's The Wiggity? I dunno, the bathroom or something.
The Wiggity by ifawasawabbit October 7, 2010
A person who fucks around the entire time, has fun while making sure others do as well but still somehow manages to pull something nearly impossible off.
Dude thats Wiggity Rick! I don't know how he does it man. believe.
Wiggity by intellectual ketchup February 22, 2020

wiggity wack 

Not only is the noun that is being referred to totally wack , but it is a wack that is so horrible that you need to add the wiggity infront of the wack. It is has approximately ten times the potentcy of regular type wack. Only to be used in cases where a person is exhibiting extreme stupidity, bitchiness, whining, etc.
"Bill you are acting like you are five years old. I didn't ever think I'd have to say this to anyone...but you are acting completely wiggity wack right now."
wiggity wack by something good February 10, 2005

Woogity boogity

DONT DO THAT!!!!!
ITS OKAY IM WOOGITY BOOGITY!!!!
Woogity boogity by RH livery January 27, 2022

wiggity wack 

Cheerleader: You're so wack.

So and So: Wiggity wack?

Cheerleader: No, just regular type.
wiggity wack by h*r fan March 3, 2004

wiggity whack 

when something is very bizarre, strange, out-of-normality, or just not right at all.
man, my girl is acting wiggity whack today for no reason at all.
wiggity whack by indydave July 24, 2005