woft

Acronym for "Waste Of Fucking Time". Very useful in the modern corporate environment.

That last meeting was a total woft.

by Zog The Undeniable January 23, 2004

woft

the act of waving the smell of a fart toward another person as to share your "gift" with others

I totally wofted my fart at you. Enjoy!

by JPJamal June 26, 2009

woft

The method of fanning away a smell.

Shawna used her blankets to woft a fart towards Tyler.

by Turtle Thruster June 29, 2014

wofte

Waste Of Fucking Time and Effort. Used as an adjective.

"That was a pretty WOFTE meeting"
"Damn this job is WOFTE!"

by danmur May 25, 2006

Wofting

"Waste-of-F***ing-Time"-ing

A: What have you been up to?
B: Wofting all day long.

A: How was the party last night?
B: Just a woft!

by By BY July 19, 2011

WOFT

Warrant Officer Flight Training, a US Army program to produce mostly Rotary Wing Aviators holding ranks between Warrant Officer 1 and Chief Warrant Officer 5. It is conducted at Ft. Rucker, Alabama.

James is going into WOFT at to become a US Army helicopter pilot.

by Apache Longbow Chief August 20, 2010

WOFT

Waste of Fucking Time.

Often used in reference to useless females.

"Man, this girl gave me a handjob and expected that to be that, didn't finish the job. What a WOFT."

by Maness April 5, 2006