wofte

Waste Of Fucking Time and Effort. Used as an adjective.

"That was a pretty WOFTE meeting"
"Damn this job is WOFTE!"

by danmur May 25, 2006

woft

Acronym for "Waste Of Fucking Time". Very useful in the modern corporate environment.

That last meeting was a total woft.

by Zog The Undeniable January 23, 2004

Wofting

"Waste-of-F***ing-Time"-ing

A: What have you been up to?
B: Wofting all day long.

A: How was the party last night?
B: Just a woft!

by By BY July 19, 2011

WOFT

Warrant Officer Flight Training, a US Army program to produce mostly Rotary Wing Aviators holding ranks between Warrant Officer 1 and Chief Warrant Officer 5. It is conducted at Ft. Rucker, Alabama.

James is going into WOFT at to become a US Army helicopter pilot.

by Apache Longbow Chief August 20, 2010

woft

the act of waving the smell of a fart toward another person as to share your "gift" with others

I totally wofted my fart at you. Enjoy!

by JPJamal June 26, 2009

WOFT

Waste of Fucking Time.

Often used in reference to useless females.

"Man, this girl gave me a handjob and expected that to be that, didn't finish the job. What a WOFT."

by Maness April 5, 2006

woft

The method of fanning away a smell.

Shawna used her blankets to woft a fart towards Tyler.

by Turtle Thruster June 29, 2014