window box 

1. Traditionally done by Hassidic Jewish people. A special sheet is worn between the man and woman so that no bodily contact except for sex occurs. 2. When you put a blanket over a girl so you don't have to look at her during sex usually because she is ugly.

Yeah I'd fuck your girlfriend, but I'd have to window box her first.

window box by B.I. Josephs August 13, 2006

Window Box Blues 

An expression used to state the feeling of sadness and indifference that one feels at the end of the night while window shopping at a brothel, bordello, or whore house for a prostitute or hooker.

- "After Mike couldn't get that bombshell blonde in the sack, he left the bar for the red light district and found himself deep in the window box blues."

- "I stayed out until 5 in the morning when the window box blues over took me."

Window Box Blues by 3s&7s August 17, 2011

toledo window box 

That sexy open space between a hot girl's legs where her legs don't quite touch eachother in the crotch area. Usually seen when wearing a bikini. Originally derived from George Carlin's stand-up comedy when referring to marijuana.

I was surfing on the internet while my bro was watching tv when he said, "Whoa, toledo window box!" which caused me to quickly turn around to see a fine piece of ass.

toledo window box by trouty42 August 25, 2009

X Box Widow 

A woman who's husband regularly spends so much time playing X Box instead of leaving the house that she begins to tell her friends her husband has died rather than admitting his pathetic addiction.

Isn't it kind of strange that there was no service for her husband? I think she may be trying to hide something by claiming to be an X Box Widow.

X Box Widow by The Original X Box Widow October 18, 2006