Wife it Up

The act of a man working towards getting some decent pussy. Usually involves acting like you are interested in the bitch, and takin care of her from time to time. Most likely ends in the gentleman busting in the bitches face immediately prior to their breakup.

"Yeah that bitch Susan was fine as shit, thats why i decided to wife it up...but it wasnt worth my while to deal with her anymore so imma bust in her face tonight and end it.

by Pilot420 October 24, 2009

wife you up

Wifing a girl up is saying you want to marry them, that's all kids.

I'm gonna wife you up

by Kxyla May 07, 2018

wife me up

a phrase that means u want a guy to ask u out or otherwise talk to you

dude I've been waiting for him to wife me up

by lizzzz May 14, 2017

Wife her up

Desire to make a woman a wife

She's 29 going on 30, I'm sure there are men out there trying to wife her up

by thistleknot February 26, 2018

Wife her up

If she cooks for you two days in a row and provides food for you to make the 3rd day. Wife her up!

I've wife her up and now I cook for her forever.

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Wife her up

If she is pretty, nice, makes you smile, treats you like a king, has daddy issues, and is Colombian ....... I got some news buddy, WIFE HER UP
It'll be to late if you wait, Pick the fruit before it ripens 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

She treats me like the best in the world, I might "Wife her up"

DAMN She got it for me, Im gonna "Wife her up" for sure

by IsMeruem- July 19, 2022

wife me up

a special outfit you wear to get killer dick

"bro i just saw this girl in some wife me up shorts and she was fucking hot"

by wetdogs December 06, 2016