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Wifeys World 

a porn site made by a couple who feel that they can't keep some things behind closed doors. I'm not critisizing. I know some people are really into that. But technically it's adultry. She isn't bad looking though.
Person: I was watching porn on wifeys world. She jerked off some guy!

Priest: Wifey is adultry! Repent!

Person: Your one to talk. You molest boys. Wifey isn't a pedophile like you!

*Person watches more wifey porn while priest goes on child porn site saying that Wifey is immoral while hes looking at nude children*

millies.wifeyy 

@millies.wifeyy is a fanpage for millie bobby brown, has over 10,000 fans but deserves wayy more,she’s funny asf too πŸ˜‹
stranger: ughh millies.wifeyy is so annoying

me:*murders them cutely* 😽

Wifey Syndrome 

Friend:"I cant stop thinking about her"

Me: "Mate you've got wifey syndrome"
Wifey Syndrome by 69masteryeeter September 21, 2019
The soft, rounded rear end of a married woman. Ideal for patting by her husband and/or lover(s). A milf may have a wifeass, but those who have a wifeass are not necessarily a milf.
I was at Target and I saw the sweetest, roundest wifeass ever.
wifeass by DoraAlgos August 21, 2011

evanpeters_wifeyy 

β€œ evanpeters_wifeyy is my favorite mutual.”
The girl that is always there for you. The one that you were destined to be with. See hubby
Wanna chill today?

Nah, I'm gonna chill with my wifey
wifey by DizzyLizzy November 25, 2006
Wifey Coo is a name given to someone perfectly witty and cunning who always finds a way to get what she wants. She can be manipulative, devious and perhaps even problematic at times, which is wonderfully accompanied by her perverted personality. The longer you get to know your wifey coo the more uncontrollably corrupt your heart becomes with love. And, if you were to love her enough you might just lose your mind to your heart and do things you never thought possible. In the end, it's your wifey coo's imperfections, her witty mind and cunning heart that makes you yourself so perfectly happy, and then you wonder if she really is perfect. A wifey coo is not necessarily a wifey but she just might be the person you'll spend the rest of your life with.
Ooo, is that your wifey coo? she is so beautiful <~<
wifey coo by Ippity Kun May 16, 2016