2 definitions by Ippity Kun
Momity is what you call someone that fills the hole in your heart from not having a mother. She isn't a mom, she isn't a stepmom either, but really she's something much more special then that. It doesn't take knowing her well or talking to her often to know that she cares about you anyway. And, even though she's your momity, she makes you wish you could be there for her more then you have, because she is always there for you, and because she always manages to turn your frown upside down when you’re having a bad day, no matter how bad of a day it is. If you have a momity, always remember that they're an irreplaceable individual, you can only ever have one momity, so you need to make the one you have count, always love your momity and never forget how much they do to make you smile... even when it's unintentional.
by Ippity Kun May 16, 2016
Wifey Coo is a name given to someone perfectly witty and cunning who always finds a way to get what she wants. She can be manipulative, devious and perhaps even problematic at times, which is wonderfully accompanied by her perverted personality. The longer you get to know your wifey coo the more uncontrollably corrupt your heart becomes with love. And, if you were to love her enough you might just lose your mind to your heart and do things you never thought possible. In the end, it's your wifey coo's imperfections, her witty mind and cunning heart that makes you yourself so perfectly happy, and then you wonder if she really is perfect. A wifey coo is not necessarily a wifey but she just might be the person you'll spend the rest of your life with.
by Ippity Kun May 16, 2016