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1)noun: another name for a dog; should only be used when talking about dogs bigger than niarkars.

2)adj.: to be lazy and a knucklehead.

Mr.Crod: "'If you can't run with the big whooples, then stay on the porch!'"

Joe: "'I don't think I'm going to do calculus next year.'

Amy: 'Why, you too whoople?'"
whoople by JooYoo October 7, 2007
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whoople cake 

(n)

A cake where a can of whoop ass is one of the ingredients.

Description of a really severe beating; meaning it will have multiple layers of pain for the recipient.
I've got a whoople cake with your name on it!
whoople cake by DigiSim December 12, 2008

Anal Whoopie 

While hiking at the local park, I came across two fags having anal whoopie in the bushes.
Anal Whoopie by Briney Hiney July 7, 2016

Whimple Whomple

Hey Dave, will you throw on some whimple whomple? I'd love to here the new Datsik remix!
Whimple Whomple by isallthatglitters December 16, 2010

ass whooped 

The act of getting beaten up badly. Also used in competition when one opponent gets a decisive victory over another.
Ted got his ass whooped by Tony.
ass whooped by Eagleheart1981 February 26, 2015

whoopie stick 

Basically, Your penis. Reference from the Bloodhound gang's song "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo".
"Vulconize the whoopie stick in the ham wallet."
whoopie stick by Srgtmuffdiver February 12, 2007

Whoopie Bags 

Is another word for condom. It's normally used when you want to hide the fact that you are talking about condoms.
Yo, Victor get the whoopie bags it's time for nookie.
Whoopie Bags by KRYSDRAC August 19, 2009