An euphemism for semen (see unicorn tears/male tears). Usually used by idiots who think they're making fun of white people (see reverse racism)
Self righteous cunt: And I yelled at that guy Sanders while wearing my "sipping on white tears" shirt.
Voice of reason: You know that means cum, right?
by Narushima September 14, 2015

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I think it could be a synonym for cum, stored in some kind of case, maybe a sock.
There's her hand now on the cock sock
Filled with white tears from the thrift store

from the song "Carolina" by Adam Green
by urmel aus dem bunker July 08, 2005

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Semen
"Man, I saw this girl take a huge facial in this porn, she had tons of white tears"
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1) It means semen, typically used by a cum whore or a cum slut.

2) An attempt to make fun of white people by those who don't know what the term actually means.
1) Monique loves when a guy puts his white tears on her face. She even has an "I love white tears" mug.

2) After receiving criticism for saying "white people should all die," Professor Rhimes said she loved all the "white tears" she was getting. Everyone started laughing and upon finding out the true meaning of the term, she left the classroom.
by BarnacleHead February 15, 2017

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A euphemism for semen, much like male tears and boy tears. Used by people who enjoy performing fellatio and receiving semen as payment, A.K.A. a cum whore.
Chelsea got a "white tears" tattoo so others would know she enjoys giving blowjobs .
by spootyhead November 16, 2016

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“White Tears” in this context is not a reference to all White people. “White Tears” is phrase to describe what happens when certain types of White people either complain about a nonexistent racial injustice or are upset by a non-White person’s success at the expense of a White person. It encompasses (and makes fun of) the performative struggle to acknowledge the existence of White privilege, and the reality that it aint always gonna go unchecked.

Like Iggy Azalea with the Becky thing.
Iggy Azalea (tweeting) : girl BYE. do you know how many time ppl have called me BECKY? it didnt have any kind of positive intention behind it. dont start.

the whole becky thing "give me that becky" comes from white womens supposed love for blow jobs. so excuse me but, i dont want *white tears*
by melanynmonroe November 04, 2016

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“White Tears” in this context is not a reference to all White people. “White Tears” is phrase to describe what happens when certain types of White people either complain about a nonexistent racial injustice or are upset by a non-White person’s success at the expense of a White person. It encompasses (and makes fun of) the performative struggle to acknowledge the existence of White privilege, and the reality that it aint always gonna go unchecked.

Like Iggy Azalea with the Becky thing.
Iggy Azalea (tweeting) : girl BYE. do you know how many time ppl have called me BECKY? it didnt have any kind of positive intention behind it. dont start.

the whole becky thing "give me that becky" comes from white womens supposed love for blow jobs. so excuse me but, i dont want *white tears*
by melanynmonroe November 04, 2016

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