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Slang for semen. Sometimes sold as merchandise (mugs, t-shirts, etc) and purchased by women to low key indicate they perform oral sex.
Nick: What did you get Jennifer for her birthday?
Joe: I bought her a male tears mug. She earned it after the blowjob she gave me last week.

Jack: I'm going to ask Jill if she'll be in our bukkake.
Kurt: Jill is into that sort of thing?
Jack: Yeah, haven't you seen her "I bathe in male tears" shirt?

Jonas: Swallow or spit?
Christine: Male tears are delicious!
Jonas: Sweet!
by MxR August 19, 2014
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" Last night I spread my male tears all over Jennifer's face, after she gave me an around the world and head."
by Blight Hatred September 06, 2014
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Euphemism for semen, come, jizz, ejaculate, etc.
When she bent over in those yoga pants, I could not contain my male tears.
by Webb Davis September 06, 2014
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What self proclaimed "sluts" call semen.
"Forever bathing in your male tears!"
by Not Gus Fring September 21, 2014
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When I was giving Jack a hand job, he unexpectedly shot male tears all over my new dress. I still can't get the stain out.
by god_prefers_an_atheist July 21, 2016
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1. Men acting as if they experience sexism in an inherently patriarchal society.
2. Male butthurt over social justice.
Person 1: "But what about custody legislation?"
Person 2: "Stop with the male tears please."
by varyaner January 05, 2015
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When men, particularly MRAs whine over trivial things, we say this word. This term was used long before MRAs decided to add it to Urban Dictionary and change the definition. They changed it because they are easily offended by everything.
Sean: Scott was upset that Jenna only wanted to be friends. He ranted on Facebook about how he was a nice guy and that life's not fair. It was a pretty angry rant.

Casey: Well, rejection is a part of life. Some men act like they're entitled to women. Mmmmm, male tears.
by XiggyMoondust April 28, 2016
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