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cry-bully

A person who claims to be and even believes they are a victim, while actually being the bully. Someone who uses their feelings over facts and common sense and engages in identity politics when talking about varying social issues. They also tend to be pseudo-intellectuals that have a strong sense of victimhood.

The term was first coined by Julie Burchill in an April 2015 article at The Spectator.
The cry-bully demanded a safe space on campus to hide from Halloween costumes that may offend their fragile ego.
by spootyhead January 17, 2016
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liberal tolerance

A twist on liberals claims that they are morally superior because they are tolerant of everyone. In actuality, many modern liberals are anything but tolerant of others - especially if they have opposing views or happen to be a white male (straight or gay). They also resort to personal attacks, slander, death threats, and even violence. Of course, the very "liberals" who this represents this will claim it's a "conservative conspiracy theory" as well as modern liberals who do not wish to criticize the radicals in their party.
The "peaceful protesters" showed their liberal tolerance on the reporters and police.
by spootyhead January 9, 2017
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Cocks Not Glocks

An anti-gun group that made a name for itself by littering their college campus in Texas with massive amounts of dildos and dildo guns. Their reasoning is that you should be more focussed on having sex than legally obtaining a gun.
Cocks Not Glocks was invited to the White House by Obama, what a joke.
by spootyhead October 9, 2016
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feels over reals

A slogan used to make fun of people who allow their emotions to override reality when it contradicts their desired narratives. These people suffer from post truth and tend to be victims of fearmongering. The term is primarily directed towards people on the left, primarily SJWs or Progressive "Liberals." This is because while both sides of the political and social spectrum have their issues, the left has a major problem with policing their radicals and mentally ill, allowing them into positions of leadership and authority.
The feels over reals people suffer from cognitive dissonance as they claim they care about facts and reason despite spreading lies and fear.
by spootyhead January 23, 2017
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Bill Clinton

Former president of the United States, habitual liar, adulterer, and alleged serial rapist of young women. Also, in a political marriage with Hillary Clinton.
Bill Clinton tries to act like Fonzy, but is actually Quagmire.
by spootyhead October 9, 2016
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Gender Feminist

A feminist who is obsessed with gender and projecting the belief that women are victims and men are the oppressors. This is a very regressive form of feminism and is unfortunately representative of modern feminism.
The gender feminist said mass shootings happen because of "toxic masculinity" and that men were a problem population.
by spootyhead July 10, 2016
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nasty woman

by spootyhead February 5, 2017
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