wheak

Simply put: weaker than weak.

Example 1: "Dude, that Ozzy song was wheak."

Example 2:
She - "I...think we should see other people."
He - "Wheak."

Example 3: "You're wheaksauce."

wheak by Seanrad November 23, 2007

weakest v1nce enjoyer 

a man with iron balls, man with the will of 1000000 suns, a man who can rip apart worlds just via THINKING

weakest v1nce enjoyer can kick our asses

weakest v1nce enjoyer by the coolest guy who IS cool April 20, 2022

pull out game weak 

When the pussy too good that you try to get that last lil stroke in & bust a nut in a hoe & end up with

child support

Tony pull out game weak asf

pull out game weak by james Crawford February 18, 2015

weak willy 

An unfortunate medical condition often leading to the sufferer experiencing a drippy tiddler. Often resulting in having to wear wet pants, which give off acrid steam if too close to a radiator.
Origin: Eck Static and Bloomin' Press of The Filth.

B.P. "I once pissed me pants at school"
Eck: "what was it, Weak Willy? Weak Willy, eh?"

weak willy by chris wheelie April 28, 2005

wheat burner

A domestic(U.S.A.) usually 4 or 6 cylinder sports car....The American version of the rice burner.

My Dodgr SRT-4 is a wheat burner that would smoke your rice burnin' civic.

wheat burner by chefrick45419 September 27, 2005

turbulence and donkey wheat 

slang for mid to low quality marijuana that doesn't look great but gives you a fucking great trip

Sonia: hey Bethany want some turbulence and donkey wheat?
Bethany: yeah ill have a couple dabs
Sonia: yeah but don't fucking smoke all my weed otherwise im making you pay me back for it

turbulence and donkey wheat by weedhead11111111111111111 January 16, 2018

handful your wheat thins

Slang for "fuck you all the way to the small intestine". Used only when that behavior would be considered negative.

"Bitch's sister grates on my nerves; told the skank 'I'll handful your wheat thins' the instant I met her, know what I mean?"

handful your wheat thins by goldenkid314 April 3, 2008