whaleasaurus 

A humungous overweight out of shape poor excuse for a living thing.

A whaleasaurus lay on the beach surrounded by empty food containers.

whaleasaurus by jpg3 May 18, 2013

whalebass 

Used to describe a really fat and ugly person.

"Yo, I saw this f'in whalebass on the subway... man, I pure wanted to puke"

whalebass by King VX August 27, 2006

whaleruss 

a woman fatter than a walrus but not fat enough to be a whale

vicky omfg it looks liker her
sarah i know lol she looks like a whaleruss
vicky hey alex who does this look like
alex 3 seconds later OMFG ITS DJ

whaleruss by misslovley October 31, 2009

Wholeassness

1) A term used for online daters, who post pictures of themselves shirtless (Men), use commas instead of apostrophes, use headlines such as "Are there any real men/women left?", instant message other users asking for nakedness while misspelling said body part, and seductively pose for pictures on their car and/or bed.

2) A term used to describe someones overwhelming assness.

John's wholeassness got him fired from the mall kiosk when he tried to trim the old lady's mustache with toenail clippers and a luffa.

Wholeassness by mixminus December 4, 2010

whaleness 

The state of delusion of morbidly obese females who believe they are actually healthy and cute.

The media has gone nuts with the love fest for Lizzo. Clearly some feminist is pushing whaleness philosophy.

whaleness by glorialindquist February 14, 2020

whalegasm 

The act of a whale penis penetrating val peck in the butt while mean while releasing a garganjuan fart.

Val likes the whalegasm

whalegasm by Bob Huge Johnson December 6, 2006

Whalegasm 

when engaging in rigorous sexual activities and one of the participants engaged in the act begins to have massive orgasms that sound as if he/she is whale-calling.

Brad: hey bro, last night my girl sounded as if she was whale-calling during sex.

me: Your girl "Whalegasms"?

Whalegasm by El Jalapeño August 18, 2011