3 definitions by El Jalapeño
when engaging in rigorous sexual activities and one of the participants engaged in the act begins to have massive orgasms that sound as if he/she is whale-calling.
Brad: hey bro, last night my girl sounded as if she was whale-calling during sex.
me: Your girl "Whalegasms"?
me: Your girl "Whalegasms"?
by El Jalapeño August 15, 2011
when you masturbate too fast for a long period of time and as a result lose focus, become flaccid, and have to start all over again.
Patient: Hey Doctor, yesterday I was masturbating and everything was fine until I just went soft, whats wrong?
Doctor: Don't worry, you were just "masterbeated."
Doctor: Don't worry, you were just "masterbeated."
by El Jalapeño August 15, 2011
by El Jalapeño August 19, 2011