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Wetter than a beaver's hat 

An idiom describing either the condition of being soaking wet due to inclement weather or when a female's vagina is absolutely dripping from arousal
The ladies in the steno pool were wetter than a beaver's hat after watching the new Ryan Gosling film.

wetter than an otters pocket

your gurl when she sees Gibby from iCarly
you: wow you’re wetter than an otters pocket rn

your girl: i just watched gibby fall through the ceiling again, wanna roleplay?
an attractive female who instiges sexual arousal of the male usually through the wearing of provocative attire, or merely by having an amazing rack/arse.
To call a girl a wetser is an act of great affection and admiration for the wetser in question.
hey man check out that wetser over there, nearly creamed myself looking at her ass in those tight jeans.
wetser by Gearbag1 April 29, 2010

pecker wetter 

Another name for a pristine vagina, pussy, axe wound.. yada yada
I'd like to get deep in that pecker wetter.
pecker wetter by niodin March 10, 2008
A wetten is somebody who is moist/wet. someone who is embarrassing or cringey.

derived from wet.
“did you see that picture Aran posted with his 10 bag? what a wetten”
wetten by jamasburg December 3, 2017

westie condom 

A condom made from plastic cling wrap and an elastic band.
She's getting child support on top of the dole because Shane used a westie condom.
westie condom by Gareth Utley August 16, 2005