Wenatchee Football
A team who no longer can say is better than Eastmont. Eastmont officially owns both sides of the valley
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East Wenatchee
Many have theorized that an ancient tribe of Indians kept the city East Wenatchee a secret from others, knowing the n00bz of Wenatchee would some day try and rise superior to East Wenatchee. No longer able to contain the perplexive mass of epicness, the Indians released the city into existence on February 28, 1935. The humans who lived thereafter in East Wenatchee, were granted with all-powerful endowments of magnificent proportions.
East Wenatchee is also known as:
-Eastmont
-The Chosen City
-El Dorado
-Agartha
-Mu
-The Holy City
-etc.
The forbidden letter of "*" only reveals itself to a true East Wenatchee resident. Every time someone from East Wenatchee speaks of "*," a Wenatcheeite dies.
East Wenatchee is also known for it's lack of a true Demonym. The words "East Wenatchee" are far too great for classification for it's people. While people residing in East Wenatchee are distinguished above all other human beings, it is impossible to bind East Wenatchee to a lower title of worship.
Mayor Lacy, also known as the Bearer of Great Things, governs this Land of Good Tidings. It is of the highest honor to lead the people of the Great East Wenatchee.
East Wenatchee is also known as:
-Eastmont
-The Chosen City
-El Dorado
-Agartha
-Mu
-The Holy City
-etc.
The forbidden letter of "*" only reveals itself to a true East Wenatchee resident. Every time someone from East Wenatchee speaks of "*," a Wenatcheeite dies.
East Wenatchee is also known for it's lack of a true Demonym. The words "East Wenatchee" are far too great for classification for it's people. While people residing in East Wenatchee are distinguished above all other human beings, it is impossible to bind East Wenatchee to a lower title of worship.
Mayor Lacy, also known as the Bearer of Great Things, governs this Land of Good Tidings. It is of the highest honor to lead the people of the Great East Wenatchee.
John: "Did you hear? China just had a 9-day traffic jam!"
Zack: "Shut up you dirty Wenatcheeite! I'm eating an apple."
John: "Forgive me, sir. I had no idea that you live in the Holy City of East Wenatchee! I swear!"
Zack: "*"
Zack: "Shut up you dirty Wenatcheeite! I'm eating an apple."
John: "Forgive me, sir. I had no idea that you live in the Holy City of East Wenatchee! I swear!"
Zack: "*"
East Wenatchee by Dan, The Epic December 7, 2010
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Wenatchee
A cute little town in central Washington that is very quickly growing. while there are no good sports teams, and people obsess over apples, it can be a very fun place if you know where to go. and contrary to popular belief, the amount of drugs is substancially lower than that of other growing cities.
Wenatchee by hmmmmmmmmmidk January 25, 2011
Wenatchee
A small town in central Washington consisting of too many sport fans, an overload of apple souvenirs and a bunch of dying small businesses. There is very little to do here for entertainment. Great place to settle down if your worried about natural disasters; other then fires they're non existent. The people not from this area might look at Wenatchee like a place of opportunity, and think it's a nice small community but people that live here want to get the hell out. There are no jobs, no opportunitys and small minded people. The people that live here, hate it here, and most likely die here.-oh and most of the people from Wenatchee, hate apples