okay look alot of people think weed is a drug that will make you go completely brain dead, but i know from first hand experience that it's not. When you do it ya you tend to forget things but eventually you remember it agian and after the effects have worn off you go right back to normal. It doesnt make you an idiot who will never accomplish anything it all depends on your personality, if you are generally lazy person to begin with ya your grades will be low duhh what do you expect but i know several HUGE stoners that go to school high and still get 4.0s and it's not because they take a bunch of easy classes either! My cousin smokes all the time and you know what, she's gorgeous, great personality, perfect feonce, and she maintains an above average life, her mother is very successful and guess what she smokes weed! My father also smokes alot, he's 50 years old, has his own business, owns 4 cars, 5 boats, 3 houses, and holds the greatest partys in town! He's is loved by everyone So there just because you smoke weed you will not become a lifeless idiot, it helps for pysical as well as emotional pain, although you shouldnt smoke it just because you're depressed, me and almost all my friends smoke, some of us are honor roll students, others not so much, we are from different "cliques" and we all get along because of smoking. We are more likely to stay out of trouble when high then when we're sober. Imbrace the fact that weed is here to stay, it always will be and always has been so dont tell me it should be looked down upon and is for idiots! Now that i've finished my homework and chores i'm off to smoke so weed with my friends and injoy life. I LOVE LIFE AND I LOVE WEED!!!
Drunk: "you stonarsss are so stupid!Weed is gay ad if i see it on you i'll fcuk yo up!"
Stoner: "Chill man, it's all good!"
drunk gets in car, crashes a mile later and dies
stoner gets in car, stares at the road and concentrates so hard on the road he zones everything else out he returns safely home and lives a great and happy life!
by Normal person who loves weed! March 20, 2007
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God's gift to the world. Brings peace when used wisely.
Pass the blunt, dude.
by AYB March 25, 2003
An ancient plant, refrenced biblically {the Holy Herb}.

Gets you rocked, and has been proven to be less harmful then alcohol or cigarettes. It has never been conclusively proven to have caused a single death in the entire world, ever.

Easily avalible in most forign countries, and Alaska, where everybody grows it anyway.

Can be purchased by the (if you're lucky) gram, or (not so lucky) by standard measurements. (1/8th of an ounce, 1/4er, 1/2, ect. An eigth usually weighs 3.75, depending on the weight of the baggie and weather or not you're buying from an asshole. There are dealers, and then there are professionals.) usual prices for the sticky-icky-icky (Not that cheap mexican shite, but tanqueray-and-chronic-chronic) can run from $30 to $50 and even $60 an eigth. I even heard it ran eighty an eigth out on Kodiack Island, but you gotta look at the market from a local poiont of view.

It's easier to get then liquor if you're under 21.

It will not cause you to shoot your friend with the gun you found in your parent's bedroom while they weren't home. (That's shitty parenting, folks, not the pot!)

It's healthier then Xanax if you're just looking to ignore your troules for a few hours.

A biennial Youth Risk Behavior Survey, released May 21 by the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention stated that more of america's youth smoke pot then cigarettes.

It's a step in the right direction, folks!
"I had to back up off of it and sit my cup down, Tanqueray and chronic, yeah I'm fucked up now!"

~ Snoop Dogg
by deathtobees October 02, 2004
the answer to all in this horrible world of ours
a friend with weed is a friend indeed
by Bianca February 23, 2005
Screw this. I'm spending the evening at home with some weed
by Bungalow Bill November 26, 2001
weed not a drug!
hey man why are you smoking weed lets drop acid and line up some coke
man replies: i dont do drugs man
by ananamis March 28, 2003
the dried leaves and flowering tops of pistillate hemp plant that yeild cannabin and are sometimes smoked in cigarette form for its intoxicating effect


fucking awesome
i smoke 2 joints in the morning, i smoke 2 joints at night. i smoke 2 joints in thee afternoon, it makes me feel alright. i smoke 2 joints in time of peace, and 2 in time of war. i smoke 2 joints before i smoke 2 joints, and then i smoke 2 more
by lorencia January 05, 2005
weed is marijuana, stupid. here's some names i've collected
chron or chronic
dro (hydroponics)
sticks and stems (shitty weed)
sticky-icky (dripping with THC)
mauie wowie
jamaican red hair
kind bud
skunk and super skunk
mary jane
grass (no one calls it that anymore)
ganga (pronounced GAHN-JAH)
herb or herbal
mids or middies (average weed)
damn, there's a ton more, i just can't remember from smoking all of the above.
yo, pass me that bowl of cherried weed
by DAN September 03, 2004
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