16 definitions by Bianca

weed

the answer to all in this horrible world of ours

a friend with weed is a friend indeed

by Bianca February 23, 2005

two cents

always having a say in someone elses business

u all put ya two cents in
did nobody ask for your two cents

by Bianca March 27, 2005

oblidate

when you feel as if you're obligated to go out on a date with someone. I.E: a blind date, an old boy/girlfriend or just someone who has the funds to feed you for one night.

"Sorry Julie, I woud love to go out with you Friday night but the ex keeps calling and wanting to hang out with me, I have an oblidate."

"Josh isn't that cute or funny but I sure am hungry. I guess an oblidate is in order."

by Bianca October 18, 2006

retard sandwich

1. Me... stuck between an attorney I work for and my boss.

2. Any pair of people or couple who's ideas are so "out in left field" that any normal person would consider them retarded... regardless of education or mental ability.

So what if I was wearing high heeled open toed shoes to work, it's spring! Does that really require a "talking to" by the retard sandwich? Give me a fucking break.

by Bianca April 9, 2004

Jukin

just doing yo thang (pimpin)

used in tampa, FL
heard in the song "keep jukin'" by Tampa Tony

last night at the club that boy was jukin

keep jukin -- they lookin

by Bianca February 17, 2005

CHULA

1)Sexy, Fine
2)The way a guy calls a girl if she is sexy.

-Look at that chula over their, she's fine.
-Ay chula come here.

by Bianca April 15, 2004

pony up

Fuck Off

Greg: Hey Mike I just screwed the boss!!
Mike: Hey Greg...pony up...you pug-faced asshole.

by Bianca February 5, 2004