weisling 

a tiny creature, usually found in large swarms, that lives under rugs of all colors. Usually dark colors, like burgundy. have a predilection for bright, moving colors.

Woah, did you just see that guy taken under by a swarm of Weislings?

weisling by CuriousWillis August 9, 2010

websling 

When a man masturbates and then flings his semen after orgasm, much like Spiderman's webslinging ability.

I was jerking off when my girlfriend burst into my room, causing me to websling all over my monitor.

websling by Diebold November 4, 2007

weaseling

(Verb form of weasel) When asked a question or required to make a rebuttal that one would rather not be clear about due to embarrassment. Or expose a lie or some transgression, a "weasel" will dance around the subject without directly addressing it ... that is "weaseling". Similar to post-truth but lies or emotion may not necessarily be involved. You hear politicians do this all the time, never directly answering the question.

Teacher: Please explain such and such (requiring a very precise canned answer)
Student: "well.. it boils down to this ..." (playing for time to think)
Shout form back of the room: "Weaseling"

Teacher: "we're not boiling eggs..." Moves on to the next student.

weaseling by Chicken Jim November 27, 2016

webslinging

male, meaning to masturbate and ejeculate

What are you doing in their little Jimmy?
Webslinging Mum, go away/

webslinging by William Mith April 1, 2005

webslinging

A sexual act; the act of ejaculation through self-flagellation onto one's own hand, tossing the ejaculate into the face of a sexual partner with a swift, comical motion.

Seamus' girl Brooke had the pink eye for a solid week, and everyone knew it was because of his webslinging fetish.

webslinging by Jacob Voelzke November 23, 2007

weaseling

To watch Twitter or other social media drama but never get involved in others' stupidity. Often used with accompanying gif of weasel popping out of burrow.

**Also, to squeeze something long into a tight hole.**

Alexander is an expert at weaseling when everyone loses their shit on Twitter. Instead he watches, laughs maniacally and collects the details.

weaseling by xxxWeasel October 25, 2016

weakling 

a person who does not have a strong heart. this person is scary. Someone who can not be trusted. They teach their children to grow into weaklings. They are usually way too emotional; they like to make a fool of people by not helping only adding to a problem.

If you have ever been into a all out brawl over food. The person who was mad over the food is a weakling. usually men are subject to these type of people first and then it's passed on.

weakling by linda forks September 27, 2011