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To watch Twitter or other social media drama but never get involved in others' stupidity. Often used with accompanying gif of weasel popping out of burrow.

**Also, to squeeze something long into a tight hole.**
Alexander is an expert at weaseling when everyone loses their shit on Twitter. Instead he watches, laughs maniacally and collects the details.
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by xxxWeasel October 25, 2016

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Being extra cute to get out of your boyfriend/girlfriend being mad at you.

Doing things like saying "I love you" or trying to kiss them right after you say/do something that frustrates them.
her: You're such an idiot sometimes.
him: Thanks =/
her: Awwh, I'm sorry baby. I love you.
him: You're weaseling again.
by grr[face] July 15, 2008

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When a dog stands on his hind legs and peers over a chair arm or across the table at something. The effect is of a weasel popping up to look at you.
Nosey was weaseling. She stood on her hind legs and looking over the side of the recliner quickly to see if there was any food in it that she could quickly grab.

Also, when Nosey was playing in the deep snow, she would stop and weasel around to see where she was,and then continue on with her snooping.
This is a non sexual definition.
by mageepet September 10, 2012

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(Verb form of weasel) When asked a question or required to make a rebuttal that one would rather not be clear about due to embarrassment. Or expose a lie or some transgression, a "weasel" will dance around the subject without directly addressing it ... that is "weaseling". Similar to post-truth but lies or emotion may not necessarily be involved. You hear politicians do this all the time, never directly answering the question.
Teacher: Please explain such and such (requiring a very precise canned answer)
Student: "well.. it boils down to this ..." (playing for time to think)
Shout form back of the room: "Weaseling"

Teacher: "we're not boiling eggs..." Moves on to the next student.
by Chicken Jim November 27, 2016

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The act of aggressively inhaling with the nose against someone's groin.
My wife loves a good weaseling
Weasel me Jesus!
by Sniffer17 April 09, 2014

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This is when your fingering a girl. Once you have worked yourself in there with a few fingers. Then you go for it with brute force and shove your fist in there. Make sure this is not in the dark you dont want a fistful of blood!

Side effects can be but not limited to hearing loss, crazyness, starvation among others.
Hey man did you end up weaseling her last night?
by Sealing December 10, 2011

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