Top Definition
a penis. Used by people like me.
He pulled out his wankie.
by Bunnyfoofoo November 07, 2006
5 more definitions
A handkerchief used solely for mopping up semenal fluids after masturbation.
Bored on the bus and your i-Phone battery is flat? Don't you wish you had a Wankie? Introducing the Wankie! Feel free to fap yourself stupid anytime, anywhere with this portable, reusable wank-cloth! It comes in a variety of colours and fabrics! For a limited time only, get the all new black silk Wankie!

I used to have to carry around a box of tissues with me in case I felt like wanking. Now with my new Wankie, I can let loose anytime, anywhere!
by DDDVesuvius July 06, 2011
a rotten hamburger
ew this wankie tastes bad
by A rottem hamburger June 23, 2015
The act of standing naked in front of a mirrow while wanking and taking a 'selfie' on your phone
Friend 1: Dude, did you get that epic Wankie i sent you?
Friend 2: Yuck, that shit cray
by Zigmatic May 07, 2014
My way of saying to wank with some one.
guy1-I'm gunna have a wankie with my gal 2night
guy2- ur lucky u even have a grl...I GT DUMPED WAAAAH
guy1-it's ok,i know a few girls who will have a wankie with anyone!
by OmFg iT's tEjU! July 10, 2008
the name given to my bottom and vagina as a young child... can be used to describe the presence of the ass, vagina, and penis...UNIVERSAL*adding doodler to the end gives more of a manly feel*
Oh cropshakes!he fucked me in the wankie!
Stick your wankie in my wankie!
Let's rub wankies!
by ashley2sexc June 24, 2005

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